I Get Wet

Might just just give it all up and become a professional Cards...

Sun, 27 May 2012 18:36:05 -0700

Might just just give it all up and become a professional Cards Against Humanity player. (Taken with instagram)

I’m fine, how are you? (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:47:01 -0700

I’m fine, how are you? (Taken with instagram)

My second attempt at branded entertainment. (Taken with...

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:12:11 -0700

My second attempt at branded entertainment. (Taken with instagram)

Taking pictures of people taking pictures of pictures on...

Sat, 26 May 2012 10:56:31 -0700

Taking pictures of people taking pictures of pictures on television.

In the deep dark hills of downtown San Jose/That’s the...

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:12:48 -0700

In the deep dark hills of downtown San Jose/That’s the place where I trace my fandom/And it’s there I read on a hotel room door/You will never leave Fanime alive (Taken with instagram)

youcanthireme: In response to: TEAM LEAD FOR COOL STARTUP...

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:50:00 -0700

youcanthireme:

In response to:

TEAM LEAD FOR COOL STARTUP THATS HOT! - (US)

In honor of Memorial Day Weekend, today I will be half-assing it like many people with real jobs will be doing. This is the only letter today, and no new letters until Wednesday!

Go remember Memorial Day or something!

Well, I am frankly surprised anyone besides monday follows my Tumblr on enough of a basis to think...

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:21:57 -0700

Well, I am frankly surprised anyone besides monday follows my Tumblr on enough of a basis to think that thought and ask that question.

is monday your gf?

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:56:14 -0700

She is a close friend of mine from the good/bad/DDR old days.

She also helped out me with a lot of shit when I got back from the psych ward after my botched OD last August, so I’m definitely appreciative she is in my life.

And she does post some of my favorite stuff on Tumblr, what with her having 28% of my Tumblr love and all.

Chairman Kaga is eating bell peppers flamboyantly in his grave. ...

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:32:48 -0700

Chairman Kaga is eating bell peppers flamboyantly in his grave. (Taken with instagram)

I have a bridge I'd like to sell to you.

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:40:53 -0700

bf: [from other room] Oh my god.
me: The world better be imploding from your tone.
bf: No, 3k for a one bedroom apartment in the Mission, 600 square feet.
me: Is it painted in real gold?
bf: No.
me: Does it have an oven that cooks for you?
bf: No.
me: Does it come with a robot? Or at least a washer and dryer?
bf: No.
me: What DOES it have?
bf: It's in the Mission.
me: Only an idiot would pay that much, which is fitting considering only an idiot would want to live in the Mission.

youcanthireme: In response to: Quality Control Inspector...

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:50:16 -0700

youcanthireme:

In response to:

Quality Control Inspector (santa clara)

I really like this letter for some reason.

"When you’re president, as opposed to the head of a private equity firm, then your job is not simply..."

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:28:48 -0700

“When you’re president, as opposed to the head of a private equity firm, then your job is not simply to maximize profits. Your job is to figure out how everybody in the country has a fair shot… And so if your main argument for how to grow the economy is ‘I knew how to make a lot of money for investors,’ then you’re missing what this job is about.”

- President Obama on why Mitt Romney’s record in the private sector matters (via barackobama)

I love how our president can rationally articulate a thought.

(via aaronmeier)

I got an Air Force Boner reading this.

youcanthireme: In response to: Yelp,Facebook,Twitter (diablo...

Tue, 22 May 2012 10:39:07 -0700

youcanthireme:

In response to:

Yelp,Facebook,Twitter (diablo valley)

In case you missed it, yesterday’s YCHM letters are up.

And uh, I mean, if you like what you read, any reblogs, favs, and follows would be totally appreciated.

I’ve crossed shameful self-promotion threshold with YCHM. (Not to mention referring to it as an acronym)

hey, locals

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:20:31 -0700

monday:

wtf is wrong with San Francisco’s cinnamon rolls? They’re small, hard, and inedible. Did everyone watch the same shitty Alton Brown Food Network special or something?

Given it’s San Francisco, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least. It’s probably all the lack of processed ingredients they’re using and a fuckall knowledge of baking (which is art + craft + science!)

But yeah, probably Alton Brown. (I saw it too, so I like to think I am an authority on this matter)

Fans of UFC, Bloodsport, and infographics (pick two) I believe...

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:01:00 -0700

Fans of UFC, Bloodsport, and infographics (pick two)

I believe this is relevant to your interests.

Shoutouts to the Underground

This is step two. I won’t be winning Project Runway...

Mon, 21 May 2012 12:17:30 -0700

This is step two. I won’t be winning Project Runway anytime soon, and and I accepted this. (Taken with instagram)

This is step one. (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 21 May 2012 12:16:06 -0700

This is step one. (Taken with instagram)

My brother is now graduation. (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:14:03 -0700

My brother is now graduation. (Taken with instagram)

2006 Texas State champions and St. Mary’s ‘12...

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:32:16 -0700

2006 Texas State champions and St. Mary’s ‘12 graduate. (Taken with instagram)

A fried sausage patty on a garlic bread roll sauces and cheese...

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:16:02 -0700

A fried sausage patty on a garlic bread roll sauces and cheese is a spaghetti burger. Or sandwich. Obviously. (Taken with instagram)